258th Time in the Pixiv Rankings!
~( ‘w’ )~ hi everyone! I’m back from a massive download spree of Cookie Fun Classics, thanks to our lovely friend Don Deloro! And now it’s time to our Winning Entry!
Spoiler: Lucario’s serious hydraulics job.
I’m such a master of illusion =w=
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I’ll say it now, I totally forgot to add a song about pussy, we did, ass, we did tits, but we somehow forgot to find a song about pussy. Oh well, there’s always next time. =w=
Cookie Fun Classics: Marisa the Pimp
The only people who ask why Marisa isn’t naked are those unfamiliar with the lore of Touhou. I won’t even answer that here, it’s your duty to figure out the joke yourself.
See the thing with having to explain the joke basically amounts to “look newbie, you have to do your own homework, you won’t get it. Pay your dues, do your share, read up everything, no I will never spoonfeed you.”
When it comes to in-jokes and references I don’t baby sit or pull punches. Either you get it or you have to read the wiki, or better yet, watch the show or play the game. No comedian amounted to anything in having to explain why their joke was funny, especially when that joke already exists in that culture. Touhou has a massive fan culture revolving around it, so if you don’t understand the nuances, you have to look it up yourself.
But even without knowing the fan culture about the series, sheer observation alone already speaks volumes. I don’t even have to point where to look, and even a kid with a yellow helmet could already understand the connection… IT’S THAT SIMPLE.
Galrider’s Side Kick: Denise
Denise’s (and her brother Denephew, hurr hurr hurr) red hair contrasts well with Galrider’s blue, and where Galrider’s “I look so much like a bad guy or an anti-hero” look is dark, high contrast, and complex-looking, Denise’s simpler appearance with light tones makes the two a good pair.
Heck she looks so good she could have her own spin off.
So the thing with having a girl sidekick in most superhero setups is that the girl sidekick is pretty much eyecandy. My problem is that Galrider herself is already eye candy to begin with, so is Denise being redundant? The answer is no.
You see, Galrider cannot be a damsel in distress since she’s the one who’s supposed to kick ass (and looking hot while she does so), also since I’ve already planned GR to be brusque and ruthless, Denise can be the super girly one. Now don’t get me wrong, GR won’t be all so hunky masculine like, but if she’s like overtly sexual like Bayonetta and other Femme Fatales, then Denise is the more reserved non-caricature-like with her sex appeal.
One way to compare this is with an actual anime; Panty and Stocking. Both are sexy girls but you know it’s Panty who will fuck the first hot guy she sees while Stocking’s fanservice would be a little more “subtle”
I really want to avoid using the previous girls like Airin because I want this to be their own continuity. Maybe they can cameo as some poster of some upcoming Cookie Fun Concert or something.
Now you might be thinking… why is Denise wearing a school uniform if Jackie’s supposed to be in Murrica? Isn’t she supposed to be in street clothes and be like her classmate or something? The answer is simple, she’s weird. She’s weird because she’s an alien.
Why is she an alien? Because duh! It’s sentai, you need some hokey over-the-top Sci-Fi plot to it, and here’s the rough draft:
For XXXX years the Dark Sun Empire has been at war with The Starfleet (The good guys). For many years the use of Galrangers, super-powered heroines were used to thwart them at every turn… until one day they were sabotaged and the balance of power shifted to the Dark Sun.
But all is not lost, Space Agent Denise is sent to Earth to recover the mythical GALRIDER. Unfortunately, the Dark Sun have intercepted her orders and it’s a race to find the legendary warrior first.
Sounds pretty cheesy enough. Though the names aren’t that cringeworthy yet, at least until i can invent some weird space name like Gargarian Dark Empire or something.
So yeah I replaced Jackie with Denise in the Humvee chase scene
I see potential in the wanna-be star trek scenes inside the ship. Medical tests, crew having a different “culture” or a curiosity towards Jackie being Galrider…tons of skinship with Denise etc.
Now the bad guy’s ship I really have to design, well in this case, Parody next. I’ve had some friends show me some nice parodies to work with but one of them looked so bad-ass that I had to make the bad guys…jive well with the interior.
Well that’s enough discussing with the progress today as well as mulling over the opportunities I’ve created with this project. By the way regarding yesterday, the reason I wasn’t able to post any new updates was that I gave up downloading all of the reconverted videos Don Deloro gave to me 1 day at a time and just download everything in one go, which given my slownet, took hours. With that out of the way it’s now smooth sailing for me, well, comparatively since I still have to upload a Cookie Fun Classic for the next few days and it sure is hard to work without any white noise from youtube, I pretty much use it like a radio to keep me focused while working.
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