257th time in the Pixiv Rankings!
Settle down, folks! Here’s today’s winning Pixiv Entry!
I’d have something to do say about this one, but I’ll let the video do the work for me.
Someone once asked me, why do I like shapely butts? Because they’re shapely and the “safest” to sexualize. You can have a scene of someone slapping another’s butt.
And it’s not as scandalous as idk, groping boobs or rubbing the girl’s pussy. No, that’s just too direct. Maybe a naked rear makes a naked front or because it can get away with a lot of things in a PG-13 setting.
“But Erin! All this boobs and pussy…!” Of course I love my melons and tacos, it’s just that as I’ve said about reviewing videos before… it’s the sum of all the parts that make something great. Girl with a great body won’t be as loveable as a very likeable or interesting girl with an average figure. The statistics don’t lie. Even a lot of writers are doing it, reserving the really quirky or interesting characters to the more mundane figures while giving the really hot bods some one-trick gimmick to them, it equalizes things out.
And now, don’t forget to click on the link below for today’s Pixiv Daily Treat!
Cookie Fun Classics: Love and Joy (Sakura Kinomoto)
It’s no secret she’s one of my favorite characters, at least until other ones came along.
Now if you’ve been wondering how come I’ve never shown her pimp/friend/handler/mistress Tomoyo is because I’ve always been conflicted on her appearance. Is she supposed to be some white ghoulish MJ figure? She always looks so pale…maybe they’re related which would kinda explain a certain…quirk, hurr hurr hurr.
One thing I do have to say, if I ever have to do a new Sakura, I’m going to have to reboot her body, the Airin body looks a little stocky for her and I’m not a fan of those stick-thin loli drawings where you can see their ribcages… these are fantasy creatures, dammit! Don’t give them too much features of real people!
It’s like when someone ever mentions “lolis” and applies to real people… gross! Disgusting! Have you ever heard of what kind of music and tastes in art those people have?
Are you disgusted, and horrified now?
Good, do not equate lolis to their so called “real-life counterparts”. It’s like saying feces is synonymous to haute cuisine.
Lolis are mythical beings, NOT those annoying sacks of plot devices that any sane person in a horror movie situation would have abandoned at the first sign of trouble.
So anyway, here’s the link to your mythical girl
The hunt for Galrider’s Sidekick
Which do you prefer? A power ranger who can kick ass outside of the suit like Superman? Or needs the suit to kick ass like Ironman? So I went with both, like Batman. Bruce Wayne can kick ass, but as Batman he’s got his full suite of abilities to get the job done. Kind of like Captain America, the only reason Steve needs to be the Cap is because that Shield is really helpful.
So now that we got this all done, it’s time for me to hunt for who her sidekick should be. On a visual spectrum I feel it’s very important she gets some good contrasting.
In superhero themes, it’s pretty easy, get a sexy girl, but now it’s a problem because the main character is a sexy girl herself. So that means it’s gotta be a small breasted girl. Sure Jackie would have been a good idea, but you won’t see them in the same shot, right?
Now you might be thinking… “why not Charlie?” I prefer she has her own cast of characters.
I don’t want to show that much more pictures yet, since I wanna complete this intro sequence first.
Anyway got to get back to work.
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